The Legend of Korra: “When Extremes Meet”: Travel in style
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ASFKHEIGUNDV THE MUSIC!!!!!!!!!
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If you enjoyed my last song I posted, then you may enjoy this one as well. But who knows. Take a listen if you’re bored. I Fixed the Key now it doesn’t sound like a stupid drunk robot…
The One that got away.
Lyrics by Me….. and Katy Perry.
In the steamy back room where we first fought
You were trying to sneak back there but you got caught
And when I saw you back there I didn’t know what to do
Said your looking for the bathroom like I was a fool
Knew I had to stop you cause I knew the truth
Never thinking right then I’d be losing you
In another life You would be my girl
I’d keep all my promises
Be us against the world
In another life I would let you stay
So I dont have to say you were the one that got away
The one that got away
I was just a doorman it wouldn’t of last
The Avatar and doorman oh how they would laugh
I would have tried to make it I’d just have to be strong
Whoa
Then I saw you kiss that pro bender dude
Knew it right then got nothin to lose
I should have said I love you and make you have to choose
But In another life
You would be my girl
I’d keep all my promises
Be us against the world
In another life I would let you stay
So I dont have to say you were the one that got away
The one that got away
The one
The one
The one
The one that got away
Amon’s money can’t buy me a time machine
Nooo
Can’t even watch you learn air bending
Noooo
I should have told you, you belong with me.
Whoaa
Cause now I’m all alone
In another life
You would be my girl
I’d keep all my promises
Be us against the world
In another life I would let you stay
So I dont have to say you were the one that got away
The one that got away
The one (the one)
The one (the one)
The one (the one)
In another life
I would let you stay
So I wont have to say you were the one that got away
The one that got away
Perfect song is perfect
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The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.
- Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
- Witness: "I only have one, you know."
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- Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
- Witness: "By death."
- Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
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- Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
- The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
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- Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
- Witness: "July 15th."
- Lawyer: "What year?"
- Witness: "Every year."
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- Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
- Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."
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- Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
- Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
- Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
- Witness: "Er...his face."
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- Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
- Witness: "Yes."
- Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
- Witness: "I forget."
- Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"
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- Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
- Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
- Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
- Witness: "Forty-five years."
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- Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
- Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
- Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
- Witness: "My name is Susan."
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- Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
- Witness: "No."
- Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
- Witness: "No."
- Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
- Witness: "No."
- Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
- Witness: "No."
- Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
- Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
- Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
- Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
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- Lawyer: "What happened then?"
- Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
- Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
- Witness: "No."
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- Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
- Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."
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- Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
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- Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"
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- Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"
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- Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"
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- Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
- Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"
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- Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
- Witness: "That's me."
- Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"
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- Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"
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- Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
- Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."
- Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
- Witness: "Yes."
- Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"
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- Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"
- Witness: "Yes."
- Lawyer: "How many were boys?"
- Witness: "None."
- Lawyer: "Were there girls?"
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- Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
- Witness: "Yes."
- Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
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- Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"
- Witness: "Borofkin."
- Lawyer: "What's his first name?"
- Witness: "I can't remember."
- Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"
- Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"
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- Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"
- Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
- Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"
- Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
- Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"
- Witness: "No."
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- Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
- Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."
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- Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
- Witness: "Yes sir."
- Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"
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- Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
- Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."
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- Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"
- Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."
- Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"
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- Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"
- Witness: "I could see his head."
- Lawyer: "And where was his head?"
- Witness: "Just above his shoulders."
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- Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
- Witness: "The victim lived."
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thoselittleavatarandkorrathings:
Inappropriate Timing Spongebob: Disney Edition.
I officially hate this meme.
Yeah this isn’t funny anymore ;_;
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Ally has mastered the ability to copy the weapons of her foes. Additionally, she has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it against multiple opponents. Ally developed the talent to make nightmares appear from nowhere. Tragically, Ally has a weakness of being clumsy.
Erick has been known to confuse the fears of an adversary. He likewise brawls with a frightening swarm of magic spells made from illusion and he has the ability to become camouflaged. Erick possesses the power to absorb the damage from darkness and use it to augment his power to recover quickly from wounds and he rides a wondrous police call box into battle. Additionally, he is able to deflect deadly radiation. Unfortunately, Erick is handicapped by being sickly.
Guys. GUYS. GUYS I’M A MESSED UP DOCTOR!
Narwhal Ninja fights using a cruel laser cannon that can force opponents to run in fear. Unfortunately, Narwhal Ninja is well-known for being rigidly inflexible.
Marilynn is able to cause her adversaries to become weak. Also, she brandishes a terrible club and she has learned to change shape into a bear, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Marilynn can make duplicates of herself and she developed the talent to transform into a sloth. Tragically, Marilynn becomes unable to see werewolves in the presence of silver.
OH MY GOD…Chatsu is able to become camouflaged. Additionally, it has a bizarre speed, however never while carrying its medallion. Chatsu has been known to block heat beams and deflect them toward a single enemy and it developed the talent to copy the weapons of its foes. Additionally, it lords over a horde of bees and it combats assailants with a poisonous whip made from magic. Terribly, Chatsu becomes unlucky in the presence of dust.
1) OH GOD NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
2) Note to self: don’t have epic, life threatening fights in the attic.Cameron developed the talent to sculpt and mold all corbomite with a thought. Also, he has a startling sense of smell and he has learned to transform wood into rock. Cameron has mastered the ability to make duplicates of himself, but this power fades when he is knocked unconscious. Lamentably, Cameron is well-known for being partially paralyzed.
… How does it know about my legs?
Dory developed the talent to communicate with owls telepathically. She likewise has been known to transform any weapon into an elephant, however only while carrying her gloves. Dory is able to tunnel through solid illusion, but this power only lasts one day at a time. She also can transform diamond into magic, but only in bright light. Dory has learned to deflect powerful magnetic fields and she has mastered the ability to confuse the emotions of a rival. Shamefully, Dory has a weakness of being insane.
what
i don’t even
Cheska rides an unbelievable lizard into battle. Additionally, she possesses the power to cause her combatants to become unable to see dinosaurs and she possesses a bewildering resistance to mental attack. Cheska can communicate with dwarves verbally and she has been known to become immovable. She also is known for her outstanding set of useful gadgets, however only against an elf. Cheska has mastered the ability to transform any creature into diamond. Lamentably, Cheska is handicapped by being ill-mannered.
So I ride a dinosaur? An invisible dinosaur. I am the Dwarf-whisperer. And I can turn anything into diamond, but probably have no friends because of my rudeness. WELP.
Christy has learned to sculpt and mold all fire with a thought. Additionally, she has been known to transform any bull into magic and she displays all of the powers and talents of a wolf. Christy developed the talent to absorb the damage from most physical attacks and use it to magnify her skill at demolitions and she possesses the power to force ants to cower in fear. Also, she can steal any one power of her foes and use it against them and she has the ability to jump into computers. Christy wields a frightening stinger that can force opponents to run home and cry to mama. Unfortunately, Christy is infamous for being blind.
JUST INTO COMPUTERS?
Janelle is able to steal the physical attributes of her opponents and use it against them. Additionally, she has developed a breathtaking fame throughout the nation and she can become tiny. Janelle developed the talent to transform her body into air and she has mastered the ability to confuse the hearing of a combatant. She also wages war wielding a frightening shotgun made from gold, however never in winter. Janelle has learned to transform any ant into physical matter, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Additionally, she possesses the power to erase the memories of others. Terribly, Janelle has a weakness of being woefully unskilled at survival.
So, basically, I have all sorts of powers, but I can’t survive. That’s cool.
Danielle has developed all of the powers and talents of a turtle. Additionally, she can rocket between dimensions and she wrangles with combatants using a poisonous tentacle made from cloth. Danielle has the ability to become tiny and she can absorb the damage from mental attacks and redirect it against multiple antagonists. She is able to scan the memories of others and she owns an unheard-of ability to see the past. Lamentably, Danielle is especially vulnerable to water-based attacks.
Jesus XD Aaaand then there’s this one:
Dani rides a breathtaking mech into battle, but this power only lasts one day at a time. Also, she possesses the power to fire sonic waves from her bracers against multiple foes and she brandishes a deadly pistol made from mental energy. Dani has learned to copy the mental attributes of her rivals and she has been known to absorb the damage from energy-based attacks and use it to augment her talent at sneaking. Additionally, she developed the talent to transform any lion into a chicken and she is able to make humans appear from nowhere. Dani fights with an explosive trained bison that can force combatants to tell the truth. Tragically, Dani becomes slow in the presence of illusion.
Yuna has learned to absorb the damage from weather and redirect it toward a distant area. Additionally, she has the power to become invisible. Sadly, Yuna is especially vulnerable to plastic-based attacks.
((Amanda combats antagonists using a savage arrangement of spikes that also grants an outstanding fortitude. Tragically, Amanda is well-known for being sickly.))
Bolt is able to cause her antagonists to become terrible at survival. Also, she has been known to transform her body into adamantium and she has learned to change shape into a rabbit, however never while concentrating. Bolt has mastered the ability to read the memories of others and she has the power to absorb the damage from mental attacks and redirect it against multiple foes. Additionally, she is able to walk through time, but this power only lasts six seconds at a time. Bolt has the ability to become almost weightless and she possesses the power to make nightmares appear from nowhere, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Terribly, Bolt has a weakness of being deaf.
Also….
Emily has learned to create magic out of thin air, but never while performing a series of gestures. She likewise has the power to make duplicates of herself and she has been known to rocket by swinging from nearby buildings. Lamentably, Emily is notorious for being homeless.
Joe has the power to run into computers using an impressive humvee, but never when scared. He also can block powerful magnetic fields and deflect them toward any enemy close by and he has learned to take control of rhinoceroses, however using this power makes him almost weightless for ten minutes. Joe has mastered the ability to spin like a whirlwind and he developed the talent to transform any vegetable into adamantium. Also, he has been known to take control of magnetism and bend it to his will and he is able to jump from rooftop to rooftop. Shamefully, Joe takes harm from exposure to sand.
